b3ta posted a link to a youtube mobile phone video of two “well tough” chavs in rapping in their treehouse. Tell ‘em how it is!

Also mirrored at Putfile - but if that ever goes down….Right-click and save-as if you can’t see or hear them in your browser. And ting.
Kersal Massive wmv version Kersal Remixes. Respec to these klarts and ting. You can now enjoy the massive in their own flash playlist - or scroll down for more details.

Kersal Massive Remix - Respec and ting to spool32 for being the first and, so far, by far the best mashup remix.

Update, 28/3/06: Here’s a rather spiffy drum’n'bass remix, but without having to click through all the porn banners (aren’t I nice?!)

Update 2: Here we go - the first of the tribute / spoof Kersal (Kerzal?) Massives. They’s gots ta sorts da lipsync out, innit?

Update: 29/3/06: You just can’t get enough Kersal Massive Mixes, so here’s the Kersal Massive [G.T.A Twin Turbo Cleemix], thanks to Kersal Massive Vs. Johnny G.T.A

Update: 31/3/06: It had to happen in the end - I had half an hour playing with Acid Studio and this is the result. It’s as polished as a turd, but hey, it’s got Kersal Massiveness, so it’s all good…

Update: 13 Apr 2006 And there are yet more video remixes here - even a sockpuppet version!
And four more remixes:
Kersal - Pimpin

Kersal massive feat ginger Joe - I dont smoke with Kersal (Million Dollar Willy remix)

Kersal - Born Chavvy

Lime - Kersal Massive Junglist

original 3gp version to spread the love via YOUR mobile!

And yes, you can even buy the t-shirt!

Categories: funnies
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Time for something new and improved! Working on it right now, so hold tight and enjoy the ride.

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Hint for the good people charged with educating our off-spring.
This is a sheep:

A sheep is an animal. It goes baaah.

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This is cotton wool:

It is a plant. It does not go baaah.

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Now have a listen to the clip of a representative of the same people who bought you the rainbow sheep

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Cotton is pure cellulose, a naturally occurring polymer. Cellulose is a carbohydrate, and the molecule is a long chain of glucose (sugar) molecules. If you look at the structure of a cellulose molecule you can see the OH groups that are on the outer edge. These negatively charged groups attract water molecules and make cellulose and cotton absorb water well. Cotton can absorb about 25 times its weight in water. Chemists refer to substances like cotton as hydrophilic, which means that they attract water molecules.

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Wool fibre has evolved over 25,000 years to create a uniquely complex structure of interlocking protein molecules, surrounded by electrically charged lysine side chains. Through a natural process called ‘hydrogen bonding’, these side chains electrically attract water vapour molecules. The wool fibres actually pull the moisture vapour away from the skin.

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Here is the origin of the rhyme. Part of it says:

The wool industry was critical to the country’s economy from the Middle Ages until the nineteenth century so it is therefore not surprising that it is celebrated in the Baa Baa Black Sheep Nursery Rhyme. An historical connection for this rhyme has been suggested - a political satire said to refer to the Plantagenet King Richard III (the Master) and the the export tax imposed in Britain in 1275 in which the English Customs Statute authorised the king to collect a tax on all exports of wool in every port in the country. But our further research indicates another possible connection of this Nursery rhyme to English history relating to King Edward II (1307-1327)

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I’m sure you’d like to let Surestart know your feelings on the matter.

Tags: political_correctness
Categories: political_correctness
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