Just been reading some of the latest reader comments from Chavscum
For example…

From: Rebecca Stephen
U hv nuhn btr t du thn make up sum wbsite bwt chavz?

Cuz ur kl!
Webmaster: I don’t do Chavscum anymore, I spend my time finding your vowels.

From: Briantdeans@aol.com
listen up bruv , all des h8rs need ta stop dissin us chavs yer , coz we iz the future innit . n u like it or not bruv we is gna bust all yous up wit our grill, so you best hush ya gums yer?
Webmaster: Yeah, I’ll throw a few rashers on your grill boy and you’ll shit yourself when you see the size of my Breville!

Here’s an American video, but it could apply to UK chavs. Steve Martin-tastic!

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I’m going to expand on this a bit later, but….

Pregnant girls smoke to have smaller babies, says minister

Pregnant teenagers are deliberately smoking in the hope of giving birth to smaller babies, making labour less painful, a Government minister claimed yesterday.

In fact, this isn’t new; Australia’s ABC News site warned of the practice in 1999

Tags: birth,parenting,slag,smokers
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I watch about 3 hours of TV a week, but tonight’s “Michael Carroll: King of Chavs” on Channel 4 was genuinely great TV and a very good hour spent.
Keith Allen was doing a fine job of ripping the piss - like a sort of yobby Louis Theroux crossed with Chris Morris (but without being quite such a c*nt as Morris).

I thought it was fresh and original. I mean, Lost is back wasting space in the schedules, Invasion is sucking the life out of me - so this came as a nice change.

While we’re on the subject of Chavs, I was away at the time this was reported, but I’ve only just discovered the bundle of joy that is über-slag Leanne Black.

14-year-old Leanne Black, up in court in Newbury, Berkshire, over her second drink-driving offence (the first occurred when she was 12), arrived at court and threw eggs at the media and then went completely doolally when told she would be serving four months in a secure training unit, followed by four months under supervision in the community. Leaping out of the dock she punched Lesley Gilmore, the prosecutor, in the back, threw a jug of water over the magistrates and their clerk, kicked furniture as she ran around probation officers, swept effects off desks and onto the ground, and screamed abuse at the top of her voice until she was dragged off.

This was right after her solicitor had told the court that she “had her problems under control”. Nice.
Read more about the joy of modern Britain here, here and here.

And one last pointless fat waste-of-space chav story: The average runner in the London Marathon raised £1,000. There were more applications to run than there were runners. Steve Redgrave raised £1.2 MILLION. How much do you think Jade Goody raised?
Have a guess….£355!

Tags: carroll,chavs,Leanne-Black
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