I received a post to my inbox on Stumbleupon from ademm
Dear Son,
I can tell by your blog that you are depressed, struggling with homosexuality and perhaps on drugs. Have you ever considered Jesus as your Saviour? I would like to establish a dialogue with you on the topics of philosophy, theology, existentialism and Jesus. Perhaps you feel that if Jesus was alive today he wouldn’t be up on currant fashions and trends or that he wouldn’t be able to express himself in the current hip-hop lingo the way you young hipsters can. But I want you to know that Jesus is “Now;” Jesus is “Wow!” Jesus spoke in parables which was the jive-talk of the day two thousand years ago. He spoke poetically which is like rap. If Jesus were alive today he would be a “Cooldude” like you or me. He would wear designer jeans rather than “huffing” designer drugs. Let us, you and I dig Jesus together and surely he will help you defeat your naughty thoughts. And if you’re feeling down and tempted remember the words and ponder the meaning of Deuteronomy 23:1
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”
May the Lord show you the straight path,
Adam
Now, who’s going to help me formulate a suitable response? :)
But wait! It turns out I’m not his only one – Adam has been emailing another!






