From: Rebecca Stephen
U hv nuhn btr t du thn make up sum wbsite bwt chavz?
Cuz ur kl!
Webmaster: I don’t do Chavscum anymore, I spend my time finding your vowels.
From: Briantdeans@aol.com
listen up bruv , all des h8rs need ta stop dissin us chavs yer , coz we iz the future innit . n u like it or not bruv we is gna bust all yous up wit our grill, so you best hush ya gums yer?
Webmaster: Yeah, I’ll throw a few rashers on your grill boy and you’ll shit yourself when you see the size of my Breville!
Here’s an American video, but it could apply to UK chavs. Steve Martin-tastic!
4 Responses to “Chav news.”
r8 wts al dis bout chavs n dat chavs r da bst ting out no 1 can beat us n we is lot beta den yu snobs n gothic ravers n emos n all dat wt r day tinkin o wen slitin wrists all i cn say is big up al da chavs fo lyf no 1 cn top us we is best no mater wt no creep says
wht all u waste manz tlkin bout , there aint owt rong wid chavs, i meen wtf ant u got sum fukin dolls 2 play wid rether mkin up
a website bwt us chavs nd yeah we r tha future coz thr iz getin mre ov us evri day.. safe safe my chav bredrins xxx
It’s no wonder everywhere is a shit hole now,with the illiterateness of chavs ruining the English language and if you’re the future,we’re all fucked.
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