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Date: 09/11/04 Views: 61

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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nextIf you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.lastIf your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may becofirst After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.previous
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.
 
 
nextIf you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.lastIf your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may becofirst After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.previous
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