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Kersal Massive chavtastic rap video – kick it Ginger Joe!

b3ta posted a link to a youtube mobile phone video of two “well tough” chavs in rapping in their treehouse. Tell ‘em how it is!


Also mirrored at Putfile – but if that ever goes down….Right-click and save-as if you can’t see or hear them in your browser. And ting.
Kersal Massive wmv version Kersal Remixes. Respec to these klarts and ting. You can now enjoy the massive in their own flash playlist – or scroll down for more details.

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Kersal Massive Remix – Respec and ting to spool32 for being the first and, so far, by far the best mashup remix.

Update, 28/3/06: Here’s a rather spiffy drum’n'bass remix, but without having to click through all the porn banners (aren’t I nice?!)

Update 2: Here we go – the first of the tribute / spoof Kersal (Kerzal?) Massives. They’s gots ta sorts da lipsync out, innit?

Update: 29/3/06: You just can’t get enough Kersal Massive Mixes, so here’s the Kersal Massive [G.T.A Twin Turbo Cleemix], thanks to Kersal Massive Vs. Johnny G.T.A

Update: 31/3/06: It had to happen in the end – I had half an hour playing with Acid Studio and this is the result. It’s as polished as a turd, but hey, it’s got Kersal Massiveness, so it’s all good…

Update: 13 Apr 2006 And there are yet more video remixes here – even a sockpuppet version!
And four more remixes:
Kersal – Pimpin

Kersal massive feat ginger Joe – I dont smoke with Kersal (Million Dollar Willy remix)

Kersal – Born Chavvy

Lime – Kersal Massive Junglist

original 3gp version to spread the love via YOUR mobile!

And yes, you can even buy the t-shirt!

  • Yey! you gave my remix (and the splendid original) a new home
  • Dude! You did that remix? You da man! You should get a label and sign these chavs.
    Awesome remix, thanks for making my day.
    Peace...peace....peace...

    PS - what do you use to make remixes? The only thing I ever did, which is Fatboy Slim vs Radio 4 was using an old copy of Soundforge.
  • kev
    another remix, DnB this time

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N5BESVZM

    www.myspace.com/kersalmassive

    -------------------------------------------
    Edit: Nice remix. but there's a lot of popups, porn and waiting going via megaupload, so here's a direct link to the file.
  • kev
    Yer, safe for the propa link mate innit.
  • Here's a remix I made for the Kersal Man Dem... THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE GARAGE CREW! :)

    Kersal Massive feat. Ginger Joe - I Don't Smoke With Kersal:

    http://tinyurl.com/jcds4
  • kev
  • james
    some rinsin' remixes fellas!

    Which leads me to the next question, how are you guys managing to get the origional into your programs? I'm using cubase on a mac - tips please...

    ta!
  • edwards
    I actually know who these guys are, they live in a place called salford in manchester
  • liMe
  • Ginger Joe n de bus conductor
    This is bostin fellas, innit, ayeee. Me is lovin da Totch D remix ayeee
  • Bustin Duggi
    You is sayin it conductor, Totch D remix is the baddest, when is they playin live
  • Pimpin Paul
    Duggi and conduto where you at, Totch D remix is SPM this is just massiv ayyeeee
  • Marshal
    Heard about the Totch D remix - need to hear it while Im laying down new trax in LA - send it to me MM3@sony.com. Peace
  • X Strood
    Yo Yo Bad Boy crew!!!

    Dees sounds be wicked ya no...fresh...cool like a polar bear!!

    Check yall all on the slopeside, Cab540, Castleford ways ya no!!

    Peace Love Alllriggghhttt!!!!
  • Dr Shipman
    T-Shirt link doesn't work. Anybody know where I can get one from?
  • Dr Shipman
  • m.c kingy
    hahaha
    gota on the bus with my day saver, smoked the reafer in the car ya,
    cus we lay low..........you are whack mcs but the best bit was tell em how we do it, yeh man ! hahahahaah

    make a good vedio m8! with good lyrics
  • Ginger Joe n de bus conductor
    Yo yo yo - I is comin back at ya

    yo which of you hoes is hearin the Totch D remix. It's total Prince II and i is 4 real bruvvas.

    I was kickin da pistes with Little Kev saturday bruvvas and dat beat was massiv n gantt man

    Peese
  • Chris
    Wankers.
  • Carlo
    I think 'Little' Fucking Kev is too talented for this bunch of amateurs and should go solo. Maybe he could be used to promote buses in the Greater Manchester area. Fuck... Peace
  • CNS
    Totch D, i is lovin ya boy, them words you is sent me is so sweet carry on down the critical path to your milestone

    Peace
  • MikeD
    Weirdest thing ever. Cleaning some old receipts out my wallet and I find a Superdrug receipt with, in someone else's handwritting, on the back the words Kersal Massive written.

    I've no idea how this got in my wallet or who wrote it!!!
  • Da jockey shorts cowboy
    Word up,

    Totch D remix is excellent but me lost the link - someone help me get access. If you know where it's at give me the power, point me to the link

    (little Kev - smoke me a reafer)
  • Lou Clouter
    Help please - anyone know how I can get in touch with little kev and his mates? I'm a casting director and I'd like to talk to them about a film project. I know they live in salford but that's it...
  • claire
    NOB HEADS, o my god u's carnt even rap. u both need to get a fuckin life. u both r fuckin scruffs. SILLY BASTARDS.
  • claire
    c mac u dont even live in kersal, n lil kev u just think ur one ov the lads but ur not. n ginger joe ur just a ginger little shit that thinks hes bad. n u all think ur solid but u fuckin aint
  • D1
    u fuckin jokers, im gona bang every1 of ya . leaRN HOW 2 MC.
  • WASTEMANS. PUSSY CLOT. FUKIN MUGS
  • were cumin up2 ur school 2 bang ya u fools
    ul; gt shanked up kev
  • TOSSERS, GT A LIFE
  • hahaa
    you can now get the kersal massive ringtone for a pound

    text pi 73808025 to 83833

    make sure you leave the space between pi and the number
  • Hi.
  • cloe seddon
    Hiyaa am kevins bird lol i think that the rap iss soo sad lol
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