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I can tell by your blog that you are depressed, struggling with homosexuality and perhaps on drugs…

Monday, March 9th, 2009

I received a post to my inbox on Stumbleupon from ademm

Dear Son,

I can tell by your blog that you are depressed, struggling with homosexuality and perhaps on drugs. Have you ever considered Jesus as your Saviour? I would like to establish a dialogue with you on the topics of philosophy, theology, existentialism and Jesus. Perhaps you feel that if Jesus was alive today he wouldn’t be up on currant fashions and trends or that he wouldn’t be able to express himself in the current hip-hop lingo the way you young hipsters can. But I want you to know that Jesus is “Now;” Jesus is “Wow!” Jesus spoke in parables which was the jive-talk of the day two thousand years ago. He spoke poetically which is like rap. If Jesus were alive today he would be a “Cooldude” like you or me. He would wear designer jeans rather than “huffing” designer drugs. Let us, you and I dig Jesus together and surely he will help you defeat your naughty thoughts. And if you’re feeling down and tempted remember the words and ponder the meaning of Deuteronomy 23:1

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

May the Lord show you the straight path,
Adam

Now, who’s going to help me formulate a suitable response? :)

But wait! It turns out I’m not his only one – Adam has been emailing another!

Isn’t it time we all stopped pretending to be offended?

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

I think it’s time we started ignoring people who pretend to take offense and any and everything they can, just to make a noise.

Like the MP that told a joke. Factually accurate, you may not like it, but lots of people don’t like a lot of stuff. No need to take offense...

Cllr Roger Walkden, whose hometown of Dover, Kent has been at the centre of immigration controversy, was reported to Tory leader David Cameron’s office and the local government watchdog over his gag.

Guest house owner Cllr Walkden could be reprimanded or stripped of his seat on Dover District Council over the funny – in which an immigrant is handed a free eight-bedroom house by a fairy after arriving in England.

In the punchline the new foreigner’s house and other new-found gains are stripped away after he asks to become native, with the fairy explaining “Now that you are English, you’re entitled to f*** all.”

The Tory Party immediately distanced itself from the joke – condemned by the town’s MP as offensive.

Then there’s the play about immigration

Campaigners have already disrupted one performance of Richard Bean’s play, England People Very Nice, by mounting the first onstage demonstration in the National Theatre’s 32-year history.

However, they are now planning to picket audiences arriving at the theatre and Travelex, one of the National’s main sponsors.

Last Friday, two protesters clambered on to the stage at the National’s Olivier Theatre and condemned Bean as racist.

Then we have a few people in a private conversation, taking offense that someone referred to a tennis player as having hair similar to the Robinsons Jam trademark

CAROL Thatcher emerged last night as an unlikely rallying point for freedom of speech, after the former prime minister’s daughter was axed by the BBC for referring to a tennis player as a “golliwog”.

Then there’s the story of Al Jonson. Al Jonson blacked up. To have a play any other way would be historical revisionism. Oh dear…

It was one of the iconic moments of the 20th century – Al Jolson singing “My Mammy” in the first talking picture, The Jazz Singer. But in a new theatrical production based on the life of the man famous for “blacking up”, the actor who plays Jolson will perform the song without minstrel make-up, to avoid offending audiences.

The decision not to include a full blackface scene in Jolson & Co – the Musical at the King’s Theatre in Edinburgh next month is likely to invoke allegations of over-the-top political correctness. 

Then there’s the guy at Samizdata who blogged in support of Gail Trimble.

Except he made the mistake of finishing his support of her intellect with

And then again, I will openly confess to having a weakness for brunettes with brains and a cultivated voice. I see the young lady has a few male admirers on the web. Good for her.

Nothing wrong with that, you’d think. Oh dear….someone’s pretending to take offense

Good for her not that she is trouncing all challengers, not that she does not feel obligated to hide her pride at achievement as so many would want we uppity women to do [...] but that a few men online – you included – find her hot. Because at the end of all the bothersome question-answering, is that not the ultimate success?

She sounds a bit nuts, to be honest. But again, an adult who can make her own folly.

But what really prompted me to write all this was this blog.  The story (if you can’t bring yourself to wade through a mound of socialist nonsense) is that this guy’ s son brings home a 12 year old literacy assisting book (the book is 12 years old, I mean). The story is:

Kids play in tree in bloke’s garden, tree has TPO (tree preservation order), then house gets sold. Woman moves in. Either she or her solicitor didn’t do their homework and fail to notice the TPO (hardly tricky – it’ll be one of the basic things the solicitor is looking for), woman tries to chop tree down. TPO gets enforced, tree lives on.

Pretty simple, huh? As well as new words, it teaches children about basic laws – nothing really new, political or controversial there. And I strongly believe that children should be given the tools to reason, decide and think about rights, responsibilites etc. And WHEN they reach 16 they can go and break a law if that’s what they want to do, and if they don’t like that law, at 18 they can vote. Or move country. 

Let’s recap: This is a literacy aid using a fictional story about a tree with a legal device in place before the new owner purchases the property. That’s the whole effing point of the story! Sadly, it seems literacy isn’t a strong point with our blogger’s readers. Instead, they want to encourage destruction of property, both personal and protected.

For example

 

Away down to the schoolhouse with you, as soon as you have printed your big posters that say “The headmasters car belongs to everybody! All are permitted to climb over it.”
Posted by: Monty

 

Any Answers Irish Setter stupid racism caller

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

There’s a great show on BBC Radio 4 called Any Answers. (You can listen again on that page).

It makes often hilarious or frustrating listening as the Great British Public expose their general ignorance and prejudices, but can also be educational and cathartic in a “glad it’s not just me thinking that” kind of way.

Every now and then, you get what is clearly a wind-up. And so, at first, I thought this next caller was.

On Any Questions the night before, in a special episode from America regarding the Obama inauguration, a questioner asked “What dog do you hope the Obamas have in the Whitehouse?”
It was one of those light-hearted end-of-show questions, to which Christopher Hitchens answered “Irish Setter – stupid, highly strung, but dead loyal”. Here’s a clip of the question:

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And of course, no-one thought about it much more. Until Any Answers. At first, I thought “Rosheen from Islington, London” was a wind-up. She said it was “racist of the BBC to broadcast the word ‘Irish’ in the same sentence as the word ’stupid’” Apparently, she’d phoned up the night before to ask the BBC to edit the comment, and how highly offensive she found it – blah-de-blah, whatever, love. But then, she said it was “re-inforcing the stereotype that Irish people are stupid”. Now THAT is irony! I thought that any minute now, she’ll crack, or laugh and hang up. And slowly, scarily, it dawned – this woman (in her own slightly damaged mind) was genuine! You couldn’t make this stuff up, have a listen:

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Maximum respect to Jonathan Dimbleby, he just managed to keep his cool. Of course, now we’re in the territory where you don’t know whether someone is being serious, winding people up, or just a bit nuts. Check out this BBC Message board if you don’t believe me, for a classic example of hand-wringing twattage from user “nibhrionn”


I listened to both programmes and agree totally with Madeline’s point. Hitchen’s knew that he had said something that was potentially offensive but Dimbleby caused real offense by his rude dismissal of the caller. Casual racism is still endemic in this country as evidenced by the recent revelations about the royal family but I guess objecting to this is “political correctness gone mad” as well.

Update: Looks like I wasn’t the only one to blog about this. Alan Brookland has a bit more of a transcript and some thoughts on this, and there’s chatter about it on the Glasgow West End forum. However, in the kind of comment that makes me dispair for humanity, HitchensWatch has embarrased itself with a post which leaves one feeling that if it’s not a joke, it was written by a humanities graduate with a sense-of-everything failure.

Here’s an extract from HitchensWatch- and remember, we’re talking about a breed of dog here:

He decided instead to tell an Irish joke, and not just any old Irish joke, but the kind that relies for its effect on the listeners’ understanding that the Irish, as a race, are intellectually challenged and over-sensitive.

This incidence of schoolboy racist humor was picked up by Jack Grantham, who put together the YouTube clip above with some very familiar images and brought the offense to our attention. I must say it amazes me that the BBC can allow this sort of thing to pass with giggles of approval and no apologies by anyone involved, while at the same time they can’t even bring themselves to carry an appeal for humanitarian aid for the Palestinian refugees in Gaza. More than this, the entire episode seems to have been scripted rather than spontaneous, as is often the case with radio broadcasts. If this is the case, it means that the scriptwriter, director, presenter, questioner and associated staff, as well as the Drink-Soaked One himself, were all perfectly happy to make a lame racist joke for the express purpose of rounding off a light-hearted radio show. What next for Hitch and the Beeb, one wonders? Jokes about cotton fields? Concentration camps? Dwellers of the jungles or deserts? Aids sufferers? The malnourished and starving? The visually, physically, mentally and chromosomally handicapped? People with slitty eyes? Or are the Irish now to be singled out for special treatment?

Nuts. I have no doubt this moron would confuse race and religion when it comes to Islam, too. And not the only example of political correctness gone mad, recently…

Just to recap:

Irish Setter

Irish Setter

Irish Nutter

Irish Nutter

Update! I don’t believe it – there’s a youtube video now! This is nuts, not least because the maker can’t even spell “racist”!

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Great White Hopes – Professor David Gillborn on race on Radio 4

Monday, January 5th, 2009

The BBC recently ran a couple of programmes on Radio 4 called
Great White Hopes

Henry Bonsu investigates current debates about class and poverty in education policy, in the light of calls by Trevor Phillips, head of the Commission for Equalities and Human Rights, for Britain’s white working class children to receive special educational funding, alongside other underachieving minorities.

Wow – actually seems like a good idea. Unless your name is Professor David Gilbourne Gillborn (see footnote below) in which case you manage to undo the last 15 years of progress with the most ill-judged comment I’ve heard for a long while. Listen and weep!

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So, who is this Professor David Gillborn?

My work includes ethnographic research on racism in schools and classrooms; conceptual writing on the nature of racism in educational policy and practice; mixed-method evidence reviews; and analyses of policy initiatives at local, national and international levels

If you’re still awake and want to know more, his book Racism and Education: Coincidence or Conspiracy? is available second hand from Amazon marked with a “low price” of £499. I’ll take two….(cheaper copies do seem available)

Now for a correction: I was contacted on 31/March/2009 by a representative of academic publisher Taylor and Francis. I am always happy to quickly correct any mistakes, and it appears I made quite a big one confusing Gillborn and Gilbourne, who had both written on race in education.

We would like to draw your attention to your article “Great White Hopes – Professor David Gilbourne on race on Radio 4”.
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/great-white-hopes-david-gilbourneThe article uses a radio interview with Professor David Gillborn (note the correct spelling of Professor Gillborn’s name) of the Institute of Education, London, and then links to a lecture by Professor David Gilbourne of UWIC, Cardiff. You seem to suggest that the radio interview and the lecture are by the same person. David Gillborn of the Institute of Education, London’s research concerns race and racism in education. David Gilbourne of Cardiff Metropolitan University’s research examines qualitative research in sport and exercise. As far as we are aware, the two are not connected. Please would you amend the text of
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/great-white-hopes-david-gilbourne accordingly.

Thank you to that person for bringing this to my attention – as they contacted me through the private form, I haven’t used their name, but they can use the comment field below if they’d like to add anything.

Shac – what happens when the mentally ill defend the mentally ill…

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Here’s what happens when you let what is clearly a mentally ill woman act as spokesperson for a bunch of child-abusing terrorist thugs – click and listen. Funny, sad and true – and a brilliant interview by Eddie Mair from BBC’s PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7798324.stm

Dull people and bottled water – we have a drink problem.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

From The Guardian: – worth a read of the full article. It’s what I’ve always thought – but well written…

A half-litre bottle of water in your average sandwich chain, now costs 80p. That’s around four times the price of oil. And it’s not like you’ve got an oil tap in your own kitchen. If only there were some godforsaken country we could invade in the adorably misguided belief that it would bring the price of this stuff down.

And yet – perhaps because bottling water is precisely the sort of business that would entrance Dick Cheney – we’ve yet to alight on the killing fields that would get us out of this mess. Not that bottled water giants such as Nestlé and Coca-Cola would class it as a mess, what with the global industry being worth £30bn and rising. For the rest of us, I’m afraid it’s time to swallow the bottled water lecture again. Come on: more of it is being sold than beer – you and I know that can’t be right.

In her book Bottlemania: How Water Went on Sale and Why We Bought It, the investigative writer Elizabeth Royte covers it all: the nonsense about mineral water’s “health benefits”; the struggles of the communities from where this stuff is pumped in its billions of gallons; the huge environmental damage; the debunked science behind the eight glasses a day recommendation…

Another data loss stuffup.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

We’ve been here before with Capita and Group 4 and all the others…

  • Nov 2007: 25m people’s child benefit details, held on two discs
  • Dec 2007: 7,685 Northern Ireland drivers’ details
  • Jan 2008: 600,000 people’s details lost on Navy officer’s stolen laptop
  • June 2008: Six laptops holding 20,000 patients’ details stolen from hospital
  • July 2008: MoD reveals 658 laptops stolen in four years

And now yet more data has been lost – unencrypted – on a memory stick!

The memory stick contained un-encrypted details about 10,000 prolific offenders as well as names, dates of births and some release date of all 84,000 prisoners in England and Wales – and 33,000 records from the police national computer.

Just stop outsourcing to crap, usually foreign companies! I mean – who doesn’t encrypt everything they put on a memory stick? Most sticks these days come with automatic encryption and decryption anyway.

The government has buggered up our childrens’ education, lost millions on an abandoned Ancestry project and now lost data – who had been sacked? Anyone? Take some responsibility, you shameless fools.

Oh, and interesting that PA Consulting don’t seem to have got round to mentioning any of this in their PA In the news website…

Chiefs admit Brum skyline mix-up

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Chiefs admit Brum skyline mix-up

“Birmingham City Council has admitted sending out leaflets which showed its US namesake’s skyline instead. About 720,000 pamphlets praising Brummies for their recycling were sent around the city at a cost of £15,000. ”

Epic fail. Lol for teh win etc.

UPDATE: Just heard the mayor of Birmingham, AL talking to Eddie Mair on Radio 4.
He sounded like such a good sport, unlike the dullards at Birmingham, UK, who wouldn’t even put someone on.

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